This is one of those humorous bits of information that often get faxed to various offices, sometimes completely at random. After printing this file, feel free to fax it to the office of your choice. Just don’t blame me for the consequences.
HOW TO USE: The other file in this archive is a one page QuarkXPress 3.0 file. You will need, obviously, QuarkXPress 3.0 and a couple of fonts. In order to avoid offending anyone’s font library, I’ve stayed within the realm of the “standard” laser printer fonts, so don’t expect anything too fancy. However, feel free to change the fonts to something more to your liking.
FONTS YOU WILL NEED FOR THIS DOCUMENT:
Helvetica-Italic
Helvetica-BoldItalic
Bookman
Bookman-Bold
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This file is LifeWare. If you find any smidgen of humor in this file at all, do something to prolong your life. If you drink, give it a rest. If you smoke, stop. If you do drugs, get some professional help. If you’re overweight, go on a diet and take a walk around the park once in awhile. All these things are conditions that can be helped. All you have to do is help yourself.